WTF.. this is totally awesome!
To promote it’s Mother’s Day specials, KFC has published a romance novel called ”Tender Wings of Desire”. This 96-page ebook is available for free on Amazon and is about a British woman, who must choose between a dead-end marriage and Colonel Sanders. ”
(I haven’t read this yet – yes, YET – but I expect the Colonel to win this struggle.)
An excerpt from the book:
“She was breathless as they parted, and as she looked up at him, she saw an entirely new and strange aspect of her future unfold. Unfettered by the life that was expected of her, she was technically unfettered from he expectations of her place in society. No longer did she have to maintain her modesty; on the contrary, she was free to be with whomever she desired, regardless of whether they were going to end up being her husband. …Now, as she stood panting and looking upon this man, she realized that if she were so inclined, she could make him her love.”
I’m so turned on right now.