Nope.. We Didn’t Need This Invention

OK, I lied in the title; I’m kinda interested in this device. I’m also waiting to see how long it takes for hackers to steal this info from celebrities, athletes, and other people with money to toss around on dumb devices like this.


Pictures have been released of a company’s new ‘smart condom’ which collects very intimate data about the sex life of anyone brave enough to wear it.

The device is called the i.Con and can detect STIs and can send data about a sex session straight to the wearer’s smartphone. The data it collects includes number of calories burned during intercourse, the speed of a man’s thrusts, how long he lasts and even what positions are used.

The condom company said men will be able to see how they ‘stack up to other people from around the world’.

The lead engineer said the smart condom is a small band which fits around the bottom of a man’s member, which means he will will still need to strap on a normal condom to get full protection.